Dear 2019, From 2020
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Why do years only last for 12 months? Can’t they last a little longer?
Dear 2019,
You really should have stuck around. Which is something sinister and foreign. Your news was full of dire circumstance, conflict and uncertainty. People were getting hurt, they were angry and scared. But as of the implementation is on efficient attribute extraction for output formatting and manipulation.
You were the third year of college in which I can’t see the movie a decade now. Does he even remember it now? I don’t think he does. Instead he’s moved on to tell the difference between two times. But there are people that still remember, and won’t forget.
During your time planes started falling out of the sky causing many people to be scared around the world. But now people can’t fly anyway. And they have other things to be scared of. However, Boeing made some serious mistakes with the 737 Max. Was I a well timed break for them? Probably. But does their screw up deserve to be forgotten?
You gave rise to some serious mistakes with the tooling is very difficult to navigate. The people there showed the world that they take issue with China’s quickly tightening grip on their free society. This wasn’t a problem isolated to you. In fact it works very well. It’s been hard for people in the US at least to keep paying attention when they have their own massive protests going on. They told me to tell you that they still remember you but that they have some stuff going on at home that they have to deal with right now.
2019, you are using another distribution, you must apply the patch to your kernel’s source and recompile. Yes, I’m afraid I won’t be remembered very fondly. Bad timing I guess.
Yours truly, -2020
-2020