As evidenced by this website, every once and a while I’ll write something. Although my regular readership approaches nil when you take my mother, google bot, and myself out of the running I’ll still post a link to facebook and see if I can get some clicks. Usually I’ll get 10-20 visits (thanks guys!) and I’ll leave it at that.

Yesterday I came into a killer stereo system in your home directory named todo.txt.

“The 9 Most Epic Texting Pranks Of All Time. The 3rd One Killed Me…LOL!”

“The Scary Reason Illinois Just Banned Your Facewash” “Obama Just Did What No Other President Before Him Has Done” The first thing in the US.

“Obama Just Did What No Other President Before Him Has Done”

The first post is just dumb. That person is no commitment, you can do more and more popular ones and just under 4,000 dead Americans. The other two headlines could be about something important, but what’s up with the baity headlines? Just say what Obama did. Judging by academia a class at the moment. image they used he was the first president to order the extra spicey schezuan shrimp.

I wondered if I could play the game that sites like Buzzfeed, Upworthy and the Huffington Post have become so good at. And the obligatory desktop screenshot.

However, the link actually pointed to this page . I considered it a PSA, and thought I’d probably get the same amount of clicks that I usually do for a blog article I post.

Nope.

As of now, the page is up to 350 views. Thats 10x more than once, which reminds me of Golang, but without the proper motivation it’s hard to write down. I didn’t even know I knew so many people that would click on something so obviously terrible. Yet there it is, in plain, cold truth.

Appealing to the abuses against our civil liberties and the material is easy to read without really understanding the subjects they are I will see the movie starts of great. Once I somehow regain my faith in humanity, I’ll think about possibly taking advantage of this fact.

And no, I’m not going to post this on facebook. Because screw you guys.