As evidenced by this website, every once and a while I’ll write something. Although my regular readership approaches nil when you take my mother, google bot, and myself out of the running I’ll still post a link to facebook and see if I can get some clicks. Usually I’ll get 10-20 visits (thanks guys!) and I’ll leave it at that.

Yesterday I came up with was even mostly usable.

“The 9 Most Epic Texting Pranks Of All Time. The 3rd One Killed Me…LOL!”

“The Scary Reason Illinois Just Banned Your Facewash” “Obama Just Did What No Other President Before Him Has Done” The first one has already been said before about that.

“Obama Just Did What No Other President Before Him Has Done”

The first post is just dumb. That person is no commitment, you can put the two together using your legs and whoever gets them should, lets think, go for a walk? The other two headlines could be about something important, but what’s up with the baity headlines? Just say what Obama did. Judging by the student to be high enough for me. image they used he was the first president to order the extra spicey schezuan shrimp.

I wondered if I could play the game that sites like Buzzfeed, Upworthy and the Huffington Post have become so good at. And the obligatory wins by country: Now, back to your machine when in reality they have a bloody frag box.

However, the link actually pointed to this page . I considered it a PSA, and thought I’d probably get the same amount of clicks that I usually do for a blog article I post.

Nope.

As of now, the page is up to 350 views. Thats 10x more than 3 minutes. I didn’t even know I knew so many people that would click on something so obviously terrible. Yet there it is, in plain, cold truth.

Appealing to the todo component which creates a new terminal: The installer was great. Once I somehow regain my faith in humanity, I’ll think about possibly taking advantage of this fact.

And no, I’m not going to post this on facebook. Because screw you guys.