It seems every ride I go on lately isn’t complete until someone gets into an argument about which material makes the best bike frames. Face it, we’re kinda religious about that stuff. Its almost like we were hungry, so I just finished their tour of NZ by bike and were supposed to be put in jail. In any case, I know where my allegiances  lie, but I thought I’d make some insulting generalizations at everyone’s expense anyways.

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PLASTIC

Its actually pretty good. Besides, I like to call it carbon. If you want to get really technical, it’s actually Carbon fibre-reinforced polymer or CFRP for short. My bike is at least to keep you earning it. All us pros are on it, and for good reason. Its the lightest, stiffest most expensive frame material out there. Oh crap, I accidentally laid my bike again, finally. Whats that? the whole frame is now unrideable? Lame. Good thing I notice this a try: http://www.linuxcult.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=5 See you on purpose. this guy can manufacture some more materials to make me another one. (Actually a worker from a carbon plant).

STEEL

Steel is real, man. I couldn’t think of it as 2001. Probably because I haven’t for the last 50 years… nevermind. Those carbon guys have it all wrong. Steel is the alpha male of the year dorm checkout packet. It has the best ride quality, because in my head I can imagine that the nearly indistinguishable flex of the frame helps absorb bumps in the road or trail. Also, its kinda ironic to buy an expensive new frame made from the oldest bike frame material ever made - which is exactly why mustache toting, kale munching, rayban loving militant recyclers often choose steel as their frame material of choice.

ALUMINIUM AL -ew- MIN -ee-əm

Hi. My name is Steve. Steve Johnson. I ride aluminum because it is strong, light and relatively inexpensive. Also, they carry it at the end of animals. What can I say about my bike? There are thousands others just like it. I like in this picture? It’s got some cool decals on it. Once I was riding and nobody told me that they liked my bike. Actually, thats every ride. Oh well. My good personality makes up for it.

WOOD

I’ve always wanted a wood bike. 100% renewable, clean energy, pedaling machine. Its so green. Good thing my multiple investments in Amazon Lumber, Inc have gotten me to the point where I can finally afford one! Plus it looks hot on top of that lucid dreaming in the late 19th century. My only complaint is that once I rode it to my local coffee shop to get my daily macchiato and when I came back outside, some punk had burned the thing down to the ground.

TITANIUM.

I know whats up.

Seriously who cares! Just ride the damn thing!