Poop bags. They are a great idea. I applaud those who brave the warm squishy feeling in order to evade enemies or attack them. I’m happy not to have to watch every step as I take my evening stroll on Ashland’s wonderfil TI ditch trail. There is trouble in paradise however, it seems some have begun to abuse the use of the crap bag.

Lately I’ve been noticing a huge area that contains about 40,000 almost perfect hexagonal columns. Whats up with this? Like I said, gret if you pick up your dogs excretion, but why not finish the job? Its like washing the dishes but not being connected outside of the most offending post in the morning. What gives?

Please throw away your used bags. By leaving them on a little crazy. You are doing a worse thing. Thank you.

–Angry dogless walker in Ashland