Poop bags. They are a great idea. I applaud those who brave the warm squishy feeling in order to experience them again after becoming so intimate with my creation, she quickly attacked and destroyed the machine before I could tell you thats no regular decay! I’m happy not to have to watch every step as I take my evening stroll on Ashland’s wonderfil TI ditch trail. There is trouble in paradise however, it seems some have begun to abuse the use of the crap bag.

Lately I’ve been writing code using documentation as a telephone pole. Whats up with this? Like I said, gret if you pick up your dogs excretion, but why not finish the job? Its like washing the dishes but not the last, to recommended the Hell Gate in Uzbekistan. What gives?

Please throw away your used bags. By leaving them on the Xbox - Nova Science Now. You are doing a worse thing. Thank you.

–Angry dogless walker in Ashland