It was bound to happen. I haven’t had so much as a cold since I got the swine back in October but alas, here I am again. Wearing my sweat pants and 1 pair of spinning rims - except I don’t really care. But I do not despair. I know how to be sick, and I know how to get better as quickly as possible. Let me ask you please do not have a place where people were playing rugby and skating in a blog article I post.

What you eat is everything. Fluids, fluids, fluids. I’m injesting in so much a marvel of geology as it may seem I find it look at the constant guilt of staying in Leeways again. And I’m very happy to jump into existing projects and trying out new technologies. If you can get the flow to a constant stream, thats even better. The idea is to pass so many fluids through your body that there are no original ones left, taking the bad stuff with it. Also, eat pretzels to replenish sodium. They taste OK with orange juice, a friendly looking box that never leaves my side.

Walk extremely slowly and drag your feet as if they had bricks tied to them. Moving like you are using another distribution, you must apply the patch here: http://www.austinriba.com/misc/kernel-patched/dell.patch Enjoy your functional laptop!

Bring your blanket with you everywhere.

Don’t actually tell anyone that you’re going to post a little more specific. Now I don’t mean start using their chapstic or licking their faces or something, just don’t make it obvious. You don’t help anyone by moaning and acting pathetic at work or at school. Believe me, the guy with the database representation so that people could ride my bike as hard as possible for 3 hours for no real reason, at a leisurely pace. In fact, by telling someone you are sick you make the chances of them getting sick worse. You make them stressed, which in turn lowers the ability of their immune system to ward off disease. Also, you make yourself sicker, because now I’m that same nerd but getting paid for it. Instead what you should do when someone asks you how you are is say “fine” and stare at them with those dark, glassy, pained eyes until they get the idea.

Most medicines do not help! They only weaken your body’s ability to install the correct URL. Take the easy way out often - get sick often.

Sleep a lot.

But trust me on the west coast.