Have  conversations with yourself. You’d be surprised how much you have in common.

Take the easy way out often - get sick often. Express your feelings with your horn, and be liberal with threatening gestures and cuss words. Dont worry - everyone understands.

You don’t help anyone by moaning and acting pathetic at work or at school. Only eat when your car does at gas stations. Rockstar and pretzels. Nuff said.

Have someone make you a CD before you leave so you can listen to something unpredictable. Who cares if its dance music and you are stuck in traffic,  and that someone slipped a Paris Hilton track in there - take it like a man.

Listen to bangin’ tracks like these until you reach your destination:

Army of Yeah - The White Panda

Homecoming - The Teenagers

Wonderwall (Conor Cutz & DJ Black Remix) - http://salacioussound.com