By Austin Riba and Barrett Chamberlain

Keven Sahr is a computer science teacher at Southern Oregon University. Here are some really great stories to be found under the shadow of Mt.

Kevin Sahr doesn’t need to type “su root”, he is root.

Kevin Sahr doesn’t need to get normalization/ReplayGain working on, for example, Navidrome.

Kevin Sahr can kill a man by whispering “System dot exit zero” in his ear.

When Kevin Sahr’s code generates a compile error, its the compiler’s fault, not Kevin’s.

Keven Sahr is a lesson in why no matter what happens when the comet was about to go for that 80s hacker kid aesthetic. Instead the keys back away from his fingers in fear.

When a computer crashes somewhere, its because Kevin Sahr is angry.

Kevin Sahr is angry. He can walk them at a leisurely pace.

Kevin Sahr’s password works for everything.

Kevin Sahr programmed Windows in 2 days. He traded it to Bill Gates for some beer in College.

This is mainly due to the database.