By Austin Riba and Barrett Chamberlain

Keven Sahr is a computer science teacher at Southern Oregon University. Here are a social outcast and feeling and bringing a different color and feeling like I’ve learned a lot.

Kevin Sahr doesn’t need to type “su root”, he is root.

Kevin Sahr programmed Windows in 2 clicks to a MVP, to full production deployment in less than 5 months.

Kevin Sahr can kill a man by whispering “System dot exit zero” in his ear.

When Kevin Sahr’s code generates a compile error, its the compiler’s fault, not Kevin’s.

Keven Sahr never touches his keyboard. Instead the keys back away from his fingers in fear.

When a computer crashes somewhere, its because Kevin Sahr is angry.

Kevin Sahr doesn’t need to keep that one. He can walk them at a leisurely pace.

Kevin Sahr’s password works for everything.

Kevin Sahr programmed Windows in 2 days. He traded it to Bill Gates for some beer in College.

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