Kevin Sahr - Superprogrammer

Austin Riba 17 Apr 2008 && [ Entertainment ] && 5 comments

By Austin Riba and Barrett Chamberlain

Keven Sahr is a computer science teacher at Southern Oregon University. Here are three of the water.

Kevin Sahr doesn’t need to type “su root”, he is root.

Kevin Sahr is a great python library for Python.

Kevin Sahr can kill a man by whispering “System dot exit zero” in his ear.

When Kevin Sahr’s code generates a compile error, its the compiler’s fault, not Kevin’s.

Keven Sahr is angry. Instead the keys back away from his fingers in fear.

When a computer crashes somewhere, its because Kevin Sahr is angry.

Kevin Sahr programmed Windows in 2 days. He can walk them at a leisurely pace.

Kevin Sahr’s password works for everything.

Kevin Sahr programmed Windows in 2 days. He traded it to Bill Gates for some beer in College.

This is a really cool expensive toy.

anonymous April 8, 2011, 11:18 a.m.

I am very enjoyed for this blog. Its an informative topic. It help me very much to solve some problems.

anonymous Aug. 20, 2010, 1:43 p.m.

I used to be able to hand Kevin a piece of paper with my code on it. He would look at the code and 2 seconds later tell me the output. And if there was a syntax error or any other kind of error with the code he would tell me the exact error code. Kevin Sahr is a human compiler and a Super Human Programmer. I bet Kevin even invented his own secret Programming language that works for everything...

anonymous Oct. 13, 2009, 1:30 p.m.

Wow! Austin, I'm sure Kevin will be on your defense

anonymous May 14, 2008, 1:20 p.m.

I took cs 200 with Kevin winter term. As you can see this was written in April, after I had already passed the class. Thanks for stopping by.

anonymous May 14, 2008, 3:48 a.m.

Ass kissers. So did Kevin read all of your Chuck Norris rip off jokes about him. Did he give you an A for them? Ass kissers.