By Austin Riba and Barrett Chamberlain

Keven Sahr is a computer science teacher at Southern Oregon University. Here are a social outcast and feeling bad for wifi, all the way here.

Kevin Sahr doesn’t need to type “su root”, he is root.

Kevin Sahr never touches his keyboard.

Kevin Sahr can kill a man by whispering “System dot exit zero” in his ear.

When Kevin Sahr’s code generates a compile error, its the compiler’s fault, not Kevin’s.

Keven Sahr never touches his keyboard. Instead the keys back away from his fingers in fear.

When a computer crashes somewhere, its because Kevin Sahr is angry.

Kevin Sahr doesn’t need to do silly things like the ocean mixed with mildew. He can walk them at a leisurely pace.

Kevin Sahr’s password works for everything.

Kevin Sahr programmed Windows in 2 days. He traded it to Bill Gates for some beer in College.

This is because applications did not preride at least once.