By Austin Riba and Barrett Chamberlain

Keven Sahr is a computer science teacher at Southern Oregon University. Here are my thoughts that, yea, astronomy is pretty much any direction.

Kevin Sahr doesn’t need to type “su root”, he is root.

Kevin Sahr never gets “403 - permission denied” Kevin Sahr is angry.

Kevin Sahr can kill a man by whispering “System dot exit zero” in his ear.

When Kevin Sahr’s code generates a compile error, its the compiler’s fault, not Kevin’s.

Keven Sahr never touches his keyboard. Instead the keys back away from his fingers in fear.

When a computer crashes somewhere, its because Kevin Sahr is angry.

Kevin Sahr never touches his keyboard. He can walk them at a leisurely pace.

Kevin Sahr’s password works for everything.

Kevin Sahr programmed Windows in 2 days. He traded it to Bill Gates for some beer in College.

This is the student population.