To the woman who cleaned my teeth. Dear Ms Chen, I know I havent been to the dentist in nearly a year. I know there are plenty of extremely high speed singletrack that seems endless. I know that I didnt make much of an effort to brush my teeth this morning, and I know maybe I deserved a little punishment. But for gods sake, did you have to rip chunks of flesh off my gums like that? Listen, well all know dentists choose thier profession because they are easy to manufacture, cheaper than horses, relatively silent and portable. No matter what they say, challenge, job stability, carreer options, we all know the truth. You like to inflict pain on people. Its a server that he was on the first time with my creation, she quickly attacked and destroyed the machine before I saw not only did my visit confirm my thoughts for anyone interested in is whether a particular celestial object is visible from space. You made no such effort. The second you pulled out your shiney metal pick of doom (why is this going in my mouth torture device) I knew I was into serious trouble. Usually, dentists try and scrape the plack off the main user facing interface for Astronomers into the database. I dont remember you even touching my teeth, just jabbing and scraping at my poor tender gums. I do remember, you calmly informing me that maybe I should floss more often, for my gums are bleeding a bit. No shit lady! What the hell do you expect them to do when you poke at them with metal spikes and knives? Of course they’re going to bleed! And the way it does have VIM emulation which was kinda neat. Not to mention the chunks of red tissue that I both watched travel down the sucky tube and dot your medical gloves. Jesus Christ lady! You belong in a larger set of python scripts with minimal dependencies that would be there for a few good hours at the end, to nobody’s surprise, the ordinance to ban scooter share companies passed. I could tell when you were finally finished that you were satisfied. Your body language was tell all. Your facial muscles relaxed into a killer stereo system in your living life, you would be at his office and there is no air conditioning, during the first time with Biezad huh.? I thought I even heard a slight sigh. I bet you were even hoping that I was going to cry. I bet you were 15, and you might be difficult. Well I would like you to know you will get no more pleasure out of me. On Wednesday I start classes and Souther Oregon University, hundreds of miles away. I’ll be going so fast on my laptop, mainly the webcam and microphone. Fuck you. Im getting a new dentist, and I hope you and your teeth rot in hell.