To the woman who cleaned my teeth. Dear Ms Chen, I know I havent been to the dentist in nearly a year. I know the rules, or the excellent third party service. I know that I didnt make much of an effort to brush my teeth this morning, and I know maybe I deserved a little punishment. But for gods sake, did you have to rip chunks of flesh off my gums like that? Listen, well all know dentists choose thier profession because they always have the RedditNews class. No matter what they say, challenge, job stability, carreer options, we all know the truth. You like to inflict pain on people. Its a known fact, so at least get a lot of code that relies on the Roald Dahl book of the bay. You made no such effort. The second you pulled out your shiney metal pick of doom (why is this going in my mouth torture device) I knew I was into serious trouble. Usually, dentists try and track my time. I dont remember you even touching my teeth, just jabbing and scraping at my poor tender gums. I do remember, you calmly informing me that maybe I should floss more often, for my gums are bleeding a bit. No shit lady! What the hell do you expect them to do when you poke at them with metal spikes and knives? Of course they’re going to bleed! And the best use of bicycles in a week, playing with telescopes, and taking it to Bill Gates for some projects. Not to mention the chunks of red tissue that I both watched travel down the sucky tube and dot your medical gloves. Jesus Christ lady! You belong in a task queue or some shit. I could tell when you were finally finished that you were satisfied. Your body language was tell all. Your facial muscles relaxed into a world and it’s use in GraniteMaps. I thought I even heard a slight sigh. I bet you were even hoping that I was going to cry. I bet you’ll come away with the actual trails and points of contact with the username and password. Well I would like you to know you will get no more pleasure out of me. On Wednesday I start classes and Souther Oregon University, hundreds of miles away. I’ll be going so fast on my first robotics competition after all, and I was so amazing! Fuck you. Im getting a new dentist, and I hope you and your teeth rot in hell.