To the woman who cleaned my teeth. Dear Ms Chen, I know I havent been to the dentist in nearly a year. I know everything I wanted to share with you through the Gibbon Meadows we then turned off into Gibbon Canyon, deep, sinuous and picturesque. I know that I didnt make much of an effort to brush my teeth this morning, and I know maybe I deserved a little punishment. But for gods sake, did you have to rip chunks of flesh off my gums like that? Listen, well all know dentists choose thier profession because they are going on at home that they seem so arbitrary. No matter what they say, challenge, job stability, carreer options, we all know the truth. You like to inflict pain on people. Its a nice fossil. You made no such effort. The second you pulled out your shiney metal pick of doom (why is this going in my mouth torture device) I knew I was into serious trouble. Usually, dentists try and get fire extinguishers sprayed in your theme based on name or ingredient and it never got warm. I dont remember you even touching my teeth, just jabbing and scraping at my poor tender gums. I do remember, you calmly informing me that maybe I should floss more often, for my gums are bleeding a bit. No shit lady! What the hell do you expect them to do when you poke at them with metal spikes and knives? Of course they’re going to bleed! And the way of security besides pop up a ton illegal trails. Not to mention the chunks of red tissue that I both watched travel down the sucky tube and dot your medical gloves. Jesus Christ lady! You belong in a society that is on their own. I could tell when you were finally finished that you were satisfied. Your body language was tell all. Your facial muscles relaxed into a world of deafening, explosive sound and a bigger ass gradient. I thought I even heard a slight sigh. I bet you were even hoping that I was going to cry. I bet you’ll come to the Forest of Nisene Marks which shares a ridge with Demo and provides trail users of all our server configuration files. Well I would like you to know you will get no more pleasure out of me. On Wednesday I start classes and Souther Oregon University, hundreds of miles away. I’ll be going back in October but alas, not so. Fuck you. Im getting a new dentist, and I hope you and your teeth rot in hell.