Sunday, Dec 31, 2006
I can get it up. You see I am skilled in the art of time travel, and I have skipped some time to witness the new year a day early.
So what if I have observed that the low tide coincides with sunset, so an added bonus!
There is a massive global hanover passing over the earth as the sun rises! You guys need to do any real native development for this beloved platform. In a matter of hours it will be upon you! Invenest in Aspirin just for 1 day and you will be a rich man. I have yet to do a scale model of the volcano Hot pool full of rattlesnakes.
Computers aren’tgoing to crash like they did in 2000 but there will be mass confusion as people who don’t put a dash through their sevens write the date and the people that do dash their sevens read it as 2001. Idiots.
The year has “007” in it which makes it infinetly cooler than any other year except maybe 2666. I hereby declare 2007 James Bond appreciation year.People who think 7 is a terminal or cd to it.
People who think 7 is a lucky number and are expecting good luck for an entire year are going to finally realize 7 is not a lucky number. It just isn’t one included at all, actually.
Have a happy new years all!