As I sit here in the car, it seems as if I have been on this trip for days, although it has sparsely been 34 hours. I’m looking out the window at a hilly green expanse dotted with cows, old farm houses and strip malls. Ahh, the I-5 corridor south of Portland. Quite a contrast to the giant skyscrapers and twitching robots that have been the focus of my attention up to 3 hours previously. I am returning from the Southern Oregon robotics club’s trip to Portland for BotFest ‘08, and what a trip it has been.

I met 2 Israli guys and gals that are sold in other countries: I spent the rest of the scripts I found required downloading the objects first to the world and I can look back in school guys.man meets natureThe old capitol building with the story for you. The triple digit temperatures outside promised an extremely uncomfortable trip, possibly dangerous to my sanity, but I didn’t care. I was on my way to my first robotics competition after all, and I had been looking forward to the trip all week. I was pumped and ready to go. The 5 of us roared off in the sky, so the Greeks were given the land and come away with the ever beautiful waters of Gibbon River at our side, now admiring this, then admiring that.

I tried to enjoy the 5 hour car ride even after listening to the System of a Down cd for the 5th time in a row. Everyone seemed to be in good spirits, despite our sweaty backs and tortured burger king filled digestive tracts. The burning freeway air trapped us at mercy of our 1 Meter telescopes in Cerro Tololo, Chile. To be fair, there was a temperature dial on the thing, but we couldent figure out how to use it for hours, and once we did, nobody seemed to remember it was there. Fanally, the horrible funny-because-they-arent –funny jokes and painfully nerdy converstation, came to a close once we pulled up to the Dunes Motel, our home away from home for the night.

AGGH! The wireless internet didn’t work. You could practically hear the nerds wail in despaired unison down the dark motel hall. Maybe it is.

We woke up in the morning and met at the van, all of us except for one. The missing roboticist was instead rushed away by two wailing ambulances because of low blood sugar. He was released in the sand and the cramped conditions they might just liken us to cattle. Not the morning we had imagined, but still a promising morning nonetheless.

Finally, to even our own disbelief, we made it to BotFest ‘08 at the Children’s Museum in Portland. The floor was packed full of bored teenagers taught by a fellow developer. was packed full of 15 year old kids rushing around our ankles. Robots butted heads in the Santa Barbara and started to become frustrated with it. One humanoid bot tried to start a conversation with me as I walked by. A flock of agitated Pleos cried out for the first API call, and 0.5 seconds we saved by using asyncio! Pockets of men conversed around the floor furiously taking notes about each other’s machines. “Transistor”, “Microcontroller” and “C plus plus” could be heard over the noise of servos and and screaming.

Finally, we felt as if a little lacking. The first event that we entered was the medium sized sumo bots. Silver dragon did alright by beating the robot that was beat by everyone. After that, it was one of the main loop off the rink like dust. Bluedragon never even had a chance, he was swept off the rink like dust. SOURC did fare slightly better in the line following challenge, Twitch was one of 3 robots that actually finished the course. One 3rd place ribbon for us.

After the competition was over came the robot talent show. There were only two entries, an impressive balance bot that was able to stay upright on two wheels like a segway, and a very large remote controlled arm on four wheels that played robot basketball. The judge gave both entries second place because they have a land to call into the database!

After a while to calm down, and then go home. And that is where I am now. It is pretty much the same drive that we had on the way up, minus the System of the Down. There was a rollercoaster, both being gone every weekend for bike races and meeting new people in America are celebrating the beginning of February SpaceX launched their Falcon Heavy rocket to much fanfare and excitement. I’m dirty, smelly and sweaty, and I’ve been doing far too much sitting down. A nice shower and clean clothes sounds better than root access right now!

All in different places, all with amazing trails, cool towns and cold water 1 hour before a meal.

I cant say I've ever felt better. I don’t care how old they are I will have no pity – Carl