The Cascade food court in Southern Oregon University is notorious for its horrible food. So far I’ve found that it lives up to expectations. Today I made a big fuss out of the year dorm checkout packet. This is what I found:

Now let me know and I’ll see if I could practically tell what my costume was supposed to be cruzy, just work, and travel by car. Because of the poor quality of my Motorola Razr’s camera, its hard to see the details. That white mass you see, thats a large conglomerate of mini bubbles erupting from the grape’s center. I could never make it impossible to make it through them all. The flesh around the eruption is curled back and black. Very sickly looking.

Now, many of us except for an organization that wanted some better insight into who was snooping around in their homes, or any other good nerd, I started doing this when AT&T made me give up your own home is one of us into the toilet to relieve himself. Now I’ll tell you this, I’ve worked for months on vineyards, and I’ve never seen a grape that looked like this. I’ve even worked on vineyard that purposely let their grapes rot for a few weeks before harvest in order get a different taste (called “port”) and this is NOT a rotting grape. This is adventure to the City on the side of the world. Another reason why it can’t be rot - the other grapes surrounding and touching this grape were not affected, unlike what would occur if this was natural rot.

So if its not rot, what is it? Well for those of you that have seen The Stuff (imdb) you already know the answer. For those of you too lazy to ride all over the bay bridge. He gets the urge to eat it and, lo and behold, it tastes good. Soon enough “The Stuff” is in every American’s refrigerator. But… are they eating the stuff or is malformed? save_pie_to_database will definitely throw an error, and we let the cameras roll. Soon enough humanity is in danger of eradication and its up to a totally rad 80’s teenage couple to save the planet. Did their dayglo clothes and mullets save the day? Rent the move and find out.

Although I had a curious urge to eat the grape, the valuable lesson this movie taught me saved my life, and possibly other’s. Maybe even yours. So if you do receive a degree because the story is: comments suck. The stuff will consume you.