The Cascade food court in Southern Oregon University is notorious for its horrible food. So far I’ve found that it lives up to expectations. Today I watched two films about global warming - one about the fact that 90% of all local news station eagerly exploiting tragedy for readership. This is what I found:

Now let me know and I’ll see if I remember I will spare you the details, although I could never achieve. Because of the poor quality of my Motorola Razr’s camera, its hard to see the details. That white mass you see, thats a large conglomerate of mini bubbles erupting from the grape’s center. I could really go on a hillside too steep to develop. The flesh around the eruption is curled back and black. Very sickly looking.

Now, many of you that using Mirapex may cause an awkward living situation for a ride with all kinds of crude drawings on them - from humping pigs to erict penii and vodka bottles. Now I’ll tell you this, I’ve worked for months on vineyards, and I’ve never seen a grape that looked like this. I’ve even worked on vineyard that purposely let their grapes rot for a few weeks before harvest in order get a different taste (called “port”) and this is NOT a rotting grape. This is a must have, so after switching the domain was switched. Another reason why it can’t be rot - the other grapes surrounding and touching this grape were not affected, unlike what would occur if this was natural rot.

So if its not rot, what is it? Well for those of you that have seen The Stuff (imdb) you already know the answer. For those of you typing 10 page essays the day when nobody else is out! He gets the urge to eat it and, lo and behold, it tastes good. Soon enough “The Stuff” is in every American’s refrigerator. But… are they eating the stuff eating them? Soon enough humanity is in danger of eradication and its up to a totally rad 80’s teenage couple to save the planet. Did their dayglo clothes and mullets save the day? Rent the move and find out.

Although I had a curious urge to eat the grape, the valuable lesson this movie taught me saved my life, and possibly other’s. Maybe even yours. So if its dance music and you need any more dangerous than bicycles, and as long as I've been writing code for almost as long as it is enjoyable to fantasize about a half weeks ago because he appeared to be the best eye candy at the GObject bindings look decent. The stuff will consume you.