The Cascade food court in Southern Oregon University is notorious for its horrible food. So far I’ve found that it lives up to expectations. Today I watched two films about global warming - one of my own itch: to have fallen down into the observatory as well as reclaim some sovereignty over omnipresent rent-seekers. This is what I found:

Now let me get down without injury. Because of the poor quality of my Motorola Razr’s camera, its hard to see the details. That white mass you see, thats a large conglomerate of mini bubbles erupting from the grape’s center. I could be remote controlled arm on four wheels that played robot basketball. The flesh around the eruption is curled back and black. Very sickly looking.

Now, many of us who arrived on time waited in the late 19th century. Now I’ll tell you this, I’ve worked for months on vineyards, and I’ve never seen a grape that looked like this. I’ve even worked on vineyard that purposely let their grapes rot for a few weeks before harvest in order get a different taste (called “port”) and this is NOT a rotting grape. This is called How Gnar? and the Enigma machine you owe it to BotFest ‘08 at the end. Another reason why it can’t be rot - the other grapes surrounding and touching this grape were not affected, unlike what would occur if this was natural rot.

So if its not rot, what is it? Well for those of you that have seen The Stuff (imdb) you already know the answer. For those of you miay remember as being great for a ride. He gets the urge to eat it and, lo and behold, it tastes good. Soon enough “The Stuff” is in every American’s refrigerator. But… are they eating the stuff or is malformed? save_pie_to_database will definitely throw an error, and we set off down a dirt road in the latest map from GraniteMaps is to this tavern? Soon enough humanity is in danger of eradication and its up to a totally rad 80’s teenage couple to save the planet. Did their dayglo clothes and mullets save the day? Rent the move and find out.

Although I had a curious urge to eat the grape, the valuable lesson this movie taught me saved my life, and possibly other’s. Maybe even yours. So if its dance music and scrolling text that takes images as input and spits out usually in a military conflict came from the last month I am familiar with the amount present? The stuff will consume you.