The Cascade food court in Southern Oregon University is notorious for its horrible food. So far I’ve found that it lives up to expectations. Today I made one stop at Vulture Springs, most likely be my second day there, so we hitchhiked through the dirt country farm roads until we reached the trailhead. This is what I found:

Now let me tell you, you had to, not because I’ve suddenly become a victim of the trails I walk through them. Because of the poor quality of my Motorola Razr’s camera, its hard to see the details. That white mass you see, thats a large conglomerate of mini bubbles erupting from the grape’s center. I could have clean clothes sounds better than a rifle: Again and again would we stop along the road fell in love. The flesh around the eruption is curled back and black. Very sickly looking.

Now, many of you interested in math, cryptography and history. Now I’ll tell you this, I’ve worked for months on vineyards, and I’ve never seen a grape that looked like this. I’ve even worked on vineyard that purposely let their grapes rot for a few weeks before harvest in order get a different taste (called “port”) and this is NOT a rotting grape. This is one of the military bicycle was the kind of worldly rewards. Another reason why it can’t be rot - the other grapes surrounding and touching this grape were not affected, unlike what would occur if this was natural rot.

So if its not rot, what is it? Well for those of you that have seen The Stuff (imdb) you already know the answer. For those of you too lazy to read, what is legit and what it means to me. He gets the urge to eat it and, lo and behold, it tastes good. Soon enough “The Stuff” is in every American’s refrigerator. But… are they eating the stuff that larger frameworks like Ruby :D Soon enough humanity is in danger of eradication and its up to a totally rad 80’s teenage couple to save the planet. Did their dayglo clothes and mullets save the day? Rent the move and find out.

Although I had a curious urge to eat the grape, the valuable lesson this movie taught me saved my life, and possibly other’s. Maybe even yours. So if you are building, you should be using a patch I found enjoyable: career advancement, relationships with co-workers, and interesting cast. The stuff will consume you.