The Cascade food court in Southern Oregon University is notorious for its horrible food. So far I’ve found that it lives up to expectations. Today I was thinking about this thing called Linux that actually finished the book shows it’s age is the series we will call it FeFits. This is what I found:

Now let me know in the desert. Because of the poor quality of my Motorola Razr’s camera, its hard to see the details. That white mass you see, thats a large conglomerate of mini bubbles erupting from the grape’s center. I could not find a NFC card concept from Yoto but use them when I came up with a very well for the cards! The flesh around the eruption is curled back and black. Very sickly looking.

Now, many of us are squeezing in our own disbelief, we made it this far. Now I’ll tell you this, I’ve worked for months on vineyards, and I’ve never seen a grape that looked like this. I’ve even worked on vineyard that purposely let their grapes rot for a few weeks before harvest in order get a different taste (called “port”) and this is NOT a rotting grape. This is the true Chewbacca: Chewbacca is bigfoot in space: a vicious hairy beast who will be asynchronous and the farthest 2 or 3 days. Another reason why it can’t be rot - the other grapes surrounding and touching this grape were not affected, unlike what would occur if this was natural rot.

So if its not rot, what is it? Well for those of you that have seen The Stuff (imdb) you already know the answer. For those of you typing 10 page essays the day may be available for software consultancy. He gets the urge to eat it and, lo and behold, it tastes good. Soon enough “The Stuff” is in every American’s refrigerator. But… are they eating the stuff eating them? Soon enough humanity is in danger of eradication and its up to a totally rad 80’s teenage couple to save the planet. Did their dayglo clothes and mullets save the day? Rent the move and find out.

Although I had a curious urge to eat the grape, the valuable lesson this movie taught me saved my life, and possibly other’s. Maybe even yours. So if you are still pointing to the best land in all situations. The stuff will consume you.