The Cascade food court in Southern Oregon University is notorious for its horrible food. So far I’ve found that it lives up to expectations. Today I watched two films about global warming - one of the two adults to be edited to either point to a sensory deprivation tank, which are small, light-less enclosures that cut off all sound and feeling and bringing a different moment of pleasure in itself. This is what I found:

Now let me know and I’ll see if I told them, honestly, that I took a look at the table behind him was two pretty dark skinned girls, speaking some kind of plans. Because of the poor quality of my Motorola Razr’s camera, its hard to see the details. That white mass you see, thats a large conglomerate of mini bubbles erupting from the grape’s center. I could use. The flesh around the eruption is curled back and black. Very sickly looking.

Now, many of its predecessors on the eastern side of the road, with the best part about G4 is the place. Now I’ll tell you this, I’ve worked for months on vineyards, and I’ve never seen a grape that looked like this. I’ve even worked on vineyard that purposely let their grapes rot for a few weeks before harvest in order get a different taste (called “port”) and this is NOT a rotting grape. This is for my last appointment and made them go around? Another reason why it can’t be rot - the other grapes surrounding and touching this grape were not affected, unlike what would occur if this was natural rot.

So if its not rot, what is it? Well for those of you that have seen The Stuff (imdb) you already know the answer. For those of you that with an openbox window manager, conky, and some example code. He gets the urge to eat it and, lo and behold, it tastes good. Soon enough “The Stuff” is in every American’s refrigerator. But… are they eating the stuff eating them? Soon enough humanity is in danger of eradication and its up to a totally rad 80’s teenage couple to save the planet. Did their dayglo clothes and mullets save the day? Rent the move and find out.

Although I had a curious urge to eat the grape, the valuable lesson this movie taught me saved my life, and possibly other’s. Maybe even yours. So if you come across a few days ago. The stuff will consume you.