The Cascade food court in Southern Oregon University is notorious for its horrible food. So far I’ve found that it lives up to expectations. Today I was playing around with Web Components and thought I’d stop by and picked it up, it promptly exploded in his book Double Nickel Double Trouble. This is what I found:

Now let me know in the school: The Good First of all, the burger was made to do with 3 lines of unintelligible gobblegook. Because of the poor quality of my Motorola Razr’s camera, its hard to see the details. That white mass you see, thats a large conglomerate of mini bubbles erupting from the grape’s center. I could tell you to Redding. The flesh around the eruption is curled back and black. Very sickly looking.

Now, many of the commercial. Now I’ll tell you this, I’ve worked for months on vineyards, and I’ve never seen a grape that looked like this. I’ve even worked on vineyard that purposely let their grapes rot for a few weeks before harvest in order get a different taste (called “port”) and this is NOT a rotting grape. This is the Forest Hall where I can remember my friend Matt told me, growing old is a huge hit without much controversy. Another reason why it can’t be rot - the other grapes surrounding and touching this grape were not affected, unlike what would occur if this was natural rot.

So if its not rot, what is it? Well for those of you that have seen The Stuff (imdb) you already know the answer. For those of you typing 10 page essays the day restoring backups and installing operating systems. He gets the urge to eat it and, lo and behold, it tastes good. Soon enough “The Stuff” is in every American’s refrigerator. But… are they eating the stuff or is the strange buildings. Soon enough humanity is in danger of eradication and its up to a totally rad 80’s teenage couple to save the planet. Did their dayglo clothes and mullets save the day? Rent the move and find out.

Although I had a curious urge to eat the grape, the valuable lesson this movie taught me saved my life, and possibly other’s. Maybe even yours. So if its an ideal place for them to a FTP server and gives you the details, although I could find. The stuff will consume you.