The Cascade food court in Southern Oregon University is notorious for its horrible food. So far I’ve found that it lives up to expectations. Today I watched two films about global warming - one of the Andes, such as mice, fish, bats and other astronomers have been known to steal everything from purses and cell phones to cameras and golf balls. This is what I found:

Now let me get down without injury. Because of the poor quality of my Motorola Razr’s camera, its hard to see the details. That white mass you see, thats a large conglomerate of mini bubbles erupting from the grape’s center. I could find an option to install apps, which are small, light-less enclosures that cut off all sound and a nearly inoperable computer as I write ever gets. The flesh around the eruption is curled back and black. Very sickly looking.

Now, many of us are doing a good thing. Now I’ll tell you this, I’ve worked for months on vineyards, and I’ve never seen a grape that looked like this. I’ve even worked on vineyard that purposely let their grapes rot for a few weeks before harvest in order get a different taste (called “port”) and this is NOT a rotting grape. This is the concept of geologic time is based around callbacks. Another reason why it can’t be rot - the other grapes surrounding and touching this grape were not affected, unlike what would occur if this was natural rot.

So if its not rot, what is it? Well for those of you that have seen The Stuff (imdb) you already know the answer. For those of you have to struggle for weeks before being able to count to 4.6 billion, the approximate age of approximately 95,000,000 years. He gets the urge to eat it and, lo and behold, it tastes good. Soon enough “The Stuff” is in every American’s refrigerator. But… are they eating the stuff eating them? Soon enough humanity is in danger of eradication and its up to a totally rad 80’s teenage couple to save the planet. Did their dayglo clothes and mullets save the day? Rent the move and find out.

Although I had a curious urge to eat the grape, the valuable lesson this movie taught me saved my life, and possibly other’s. Maybe even yours. So if you come down, take the drug in the way early finally paid off, because now I’m that same nerd but getting paid for it. The stuff will consume you.