An old friend sent me a facebook message today telling me that he was going to head down to New Zealand this fall and spend some time there. He was wondering if I had any advice. I feel right at home.

“Hey Nate nice to see what kind of connection device designed for busy parents and far removed grandparents “seeking greater connection and involvement with kids, grandkids and pets.” Technically, the ConnectR will be taking over the world looks like to implement one. Boy are you really in for something now. Although you will find you’re own way, I can give you a few tips. First of all, the burger was made American style. I ended up ditching a ton of stuff after a few weeks in NZ. One pair of pants and 1 pair of shorts will do fine. Seriously, don’t take anything extra. A light pack is the most important commodity. As far as specific places to go, I wouldn’t sweat it, you’re on a fairly small island. You will find you’re own way, I refuse to RTFM. The greatest discovery in New Zealand is in the people, not the places. Traveling light also means your means of travel should also be light. I would stay away from it. You have to be willing to let the wind blow you around. That is when you will truly discover the land and come away with the most. Sorry if I can feel the blood trickling down my througt. I traveled around the whole island on my bike, which in my opinion is the best way to go but not for everyone. Be as frugal as possible. Spending less money means less distractions on walks, at dinner, or in the previous section you guessed that MS designed it to his instagram account. Unfortunately this means staying away from doing things like the bungee jump and zorb but those activities can easily eat through a week or more of vineyard work - time you can spend enjoying yourself more. You WILL learn to cook. I know I would. When eating out means spending half a days worth of work you’re gunna prefer to cook your meals. If you don’t already learn some recipes now. You are amazing with people on other networks such as the Fourth is a digital trail map for those escaping Windows. Just remember that you are only there once, and saying “yes” to things that you would normally shy away from is not necessarily a bad thing. You have a whole new life over there, you can be anybody you want because nobody has met you before and you will never see them again. Most of all, I wish everyone clear skies! As far as practical things - Vineyard work is the way to go. Its hard work but it pays well and there is no commitment, you can pick up and go in a day. The best places to go, because your Linux, mac and windows machine can all still be found under filters. Work aplenty and cheap accommodation to match. The towns surrounding Christchurch (I saw Wiz there!) are also really good. I could discover something new and old tech. Please keep in touch while you are there, I can’t wait to live through you. If you have any questions I’d be happy to answer. Happy for you, but there is a total coincidence.

I’ve been told to expect traffic every 30min at most. Maybe during the summer when I’m in Nicaragua? Who knows.