By Austin Riba and Barrett Chamberlain Keven Sahr is a computer science teacher at Southern Oregon University. Here are some facts about Kevin: Kevin Sahr doesn't need to type "su root", he is root. Kevin Sahr never gets "403 - permission denied" Kevin Sahr can kill a man by whispering "System dot exit zero" in his ear. When Kevin Sahr's code generates a compile error, its the compiler's fault, not Kevin's. Read more...

As if we didn't have enough reasons to make fun of the French, they have to come out with this: To prepare for the Olympic Torch protesters, the French government has outfitted their cops with Rollerblades in order to... make them look tough. Bad boys bad boys. Oooh, aren't they intimidating? Wouldn't want to mess with those... they even have brakes. Sick moves. The head of the division says that the Rollerblades " Read more...

The Cascade food court in Southern Oregon University is notorious for its horrible food. So far I've found that it lives up to expectations. Today I made a healthy choice and chose grapes as part of my complete breakfast. This is what I found: Now let me describe. Because of the poor quality of my Motorola Razr's camera, its hard to see the details. That white mass you see, thats a large conglomerate of mini bubbles erupting from the grape's center. Read more...

G4, the television network for gamers, really sucks. Unlike other networks such as Oxygen and Fox that suck because they always have and always will be horrible TV networks, G4 is an even worse kind of suck. G4 is the worst because of what is was, what is is, and what it could be. In a not so distant past, G4 was known as Tech TV and it had good programming and personalities. Read more...

We heard a great "BANG!" while going over the days lecture in spanish class. When we left the room, this is what we found: and closer: That must have hurt!

Now one should not be so shallow as to judge someone by how they look. We all know that the appearance has little to do with personality, so thats why we don't laugh at ugly people (at least in public). Animals are a little different. Its ok to laugh at a dog if half its teeth are missing on one side so its tongue is permanently hanging out, right? Even if you don't agree, here are some damn ugly pets to laugh at. Read more...

Milo and Otis was a popular flick int he late 80's that starred a puppy and a kitten as the film's main characters. They go on a series of adventures that include fording rivers, jumping off cliffs and falling into death pits. Unlike the computer animated films of today, Milo and Otis was filmed using all real animals. And I emphasize the "s" at the end of animals. Rumors have it that the filmmakers may have gone through as many as 27 tabby kittens and several pug dogs. Read more...

f you thought your town was boring, imagine living in a town where EVERYTHING is boring! Boring Oregon has a pretty dull road sign. I thought it was implied that offices were boring? Who would want to go to this tavern? Here is the local fire dept: I used to think my school was bad... Everyone hop on the exciting bus to Boring, Oregon! I hope you enjoyed these images! Read more...

Thought I would stop by 4chan this fine Friday night to see if I could discover something new and disgusting, but instead of the front page, this is what I found: Welcome To Did It For The Lulz! Looks like 4chand has become a victim of the of the Lulz it is so famous for. I have to admit the sight did give me lulz, which made the 4chanless night all worth it. Read more...

Hey all, just wanted to share an awesome story written by one of my alltime favorite authors, Isaac Asimov. Its called multiVAX Here is was Mr. Asimov had to say about it: "This is by far my favorite story of all those I have written. After all, I undertook to tell several trillion years of human history in the space of a short story and I leave it to you as to how well I succeeded. Read more...